If you hear me say “I’m Sure” about anything, feel free to ask:

”Are You Sure?”

I’ll understand. I just said I was sure, but I can tell you now, I am telling you now, and you’ve probably realised, that my levels of “sureness” have dropped considerably over the last number of years.

So if you’re gonna bet on my chances of REALLY not being sure, when I said that I’m sure, then the odds are in your favour.

Of course, being aware of the fact that, more often than not, I’m not sure, might push the odds back in my favour. Because as a result I’m actually less likely to say “I’m sure”.

To be honest though, betting is a mugs game.

But, if you do bet on my surety , or even twist on my sobriety, it doesn’t mean I’m calling you a mug. Let’s be definite about that.

Anyway, have I cleared anything up yet?

Are you sure?