Yesterday I travelled
Up, up, up.
Then down, down, down.
Then up, up, up.
Round and around.
Then down, down, down.
Then up, up, up.
Around and around
Then down, down, down.
At least a thousand times
Clearing a flat out
In Campbeltown

So if you really wanna feel
Your Achilles Heel
And you think your tough, well
Come and do it
Yeah, step right to it
Do the Second Floor Spiral Staircase Shuffle

That’s all I’ve got for today folks. I’m DONE!