If you happen to be a mainly unheard of Singer/Songwriter have you ever done that thing when you imagine playing live at T-In The Park, or, and this is definitely a lot sadder, being interviewed by Graham Norton on TV?

It’s because of things like this, and much worse, that most people are glad that private thoughts remain private. They reveal far too much about our insecurities, our impurities and our hang ups.

I, of course, am as perfect in my thought life as in my real life, and I only speak about this subject in purely hypothetical terms.

But I think it is good to be clear about who we Wannabe. We shouldn’t allow ourselves to become attached to some lazy trope of a dream that probably wouldn’t suit us in the least, or make us happy, even if it did materialise.

Glad we’ve got that, zigga zig ah, cleared up.