Amy Amoeba
Eric’s Dad told him, and I’m telling you.
Back when the first very basic life forms evolved, little Amy Amoeba only did one of two things. She either:
Moved away from The Bad Thing
(The thing that made her sad or frowny)
Or she moved towards The Good Thing
(The thing that put a big fat smile on her little amoebic face)
To be fair, life is much more complex and nuanced in the twenty first century.
But still. We wouldn’t go far wrong by following Amy’s example.
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