It Wasn’t Me
A silly wee po’m that might perhaps grow up to be a wee silly song.
It Wasn’t Me
It wasn’t me playing guitar just then
A little man in my brain took over
He’s been watching quite closely
He must have been
’else he already knew “Wild Rover”.
It wasn’t me driving my car just then
The little man in my brain did that
He’s been learning to drive
Or so it seems
’Coz somehow he didn’t crash.
It isn’t me writing these lines just now
Little man in my brain is the bard
He’s quite a bit smarter than me
Yes, I’ll come clean.
But you probably realised that already.
(Doh! Sorry little man…I thought I’d have a go there)