Potatoman

Sometimes I’ll drive you mental
Sometime’s I drive a van
Occasionally I’m up in space
I go there when I can

I try to keep myself awake
That’s usually the plan
But sometimes I’ve been let down
By weed and temazepan.

I like to be outdoors a lot
I’ll find myself a view
And when the sunshine shines as well
The view is often blue

You’ll often find me writing songs
I’m regular with bran
But don’t ask for help to build your shed
I’m not a handyman

In my head I’m fit and sound
You could call me He-man
More often, when snacks abound
I’m Fried Potatoman


Well, I rhyme words like scan and flan
And ban and span and gran
It’s hard to do it all the time
Coz there are only so many out there.