Who’s There?

Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know. Why?
To visit the idiot.

Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
The chicken.

Yep. It’s a classic.

And actually, I’ve been visited by the chicken on more than one occasion. Well actually it was a different chicken each time.

They all got roasted.

Ba Dum Tss!

I know. I’m probably more suited to writing songs. But until you try you don’t know.

I did once get a “knock knock” joke into a song though. It’s the one in which I’m Everybody’s Favourite Alien.