The Plumber

We’re waiting for The Plumber
(The “Heating Engineer”)
We’re still waiting for the plumber
(I think he’ll soon be here)
I hope he’ll do some plumbing
(Coz one thing is quite clear)
The boiler isn’t working
(And I hope he’ll soon be here)

We’ve been waiting quite a while
(Since the beginning of the year)
But we haven’t frosted over
(I don’t want you to fear)
For our safety or our comfort
(Coz we’re full of warming cheer)
And by that I don’t mean whisky
(Though feel free to send some here ;-).

And I promise not to give some to the “Heating Engineer”.